{"id":3334,"date":"2008-12-22T16:39:16","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T14:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/?p=3334"},"modified":"2010-11-12T14:20:39","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T13:20:39","slug":"diese-woche-weihnachten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/2008\/12\/22\/diese-woche-weihnachten\/","title":{"rendered":"Diese Woche: Weihnachten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nicht vergessen: Diese Woche ist Weihnachten!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dies bedeutet:<\/p>\n<p>Den n\u00e4chsten\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Bullen<\/span> Polizisten freundlich gr\u00fc\u00dfen,\u00a0brav mit den nervigen Kindern knuddeln, besonders nett zu Frau oder\/und Freundin sein, dem n\u00e4chsten Penner gro\u00dfz\u00fcgig 10 Cent schenken, sich geduldig von Nachbars <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Drecksk\u00f6ter<\/span> H\u00e4ndchen\u00a0abschlecken lassen,\u00a0der alten Omi \u00fcber die vereiste Stra\u00dfe helfen (ob sie will, oder nicht&#8230;) und alle\u00a0anderen Mitmenschen mal ganz doll\u00a0lieb haben&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-oder so.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/08x-mas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3125\" title=\"08x-mas\" src=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/08x-mas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nicht vergessen: Diese Woche ist Weihnachten! Dies bedeutet: Den n\u00e4chsten\u00a0Bullen Polizisten freundlich gr\u00fc\u00dfen,\u00a0brav mit den nervigen Kindern knuddeln, besonders nett zu Frau oder\/und Freundin sein, dem n\u00e4chsten Penner gro\u00dfz\u00fcgig 10 Cent schenken, sich geduldig von Nachbars Drecksk\u00f6ter H\u00e4ndchen\u00a0abschlecken lassen,\u00a0der alten Omi \u00fcber die vereiste Stra\u00dfe helfen (ob sie will, oder nicht&#8230;) und alle\u00a0anderen Mitmenschen mal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,272],"tags":[386,368],"class_list":["post-3334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aliens-project","category-fun","tag-frohliche-weihnachten","tag-merry-christmas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p32c1I-RM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10658,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3334\/revisions\/10658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}