{"id":15975,"date":"2012-01-16T11:53:38","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T10:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/?p=15975"},"modified":"2012-01-16T11:55:48","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T10:55:48","slug":"ich-mag-den-montag-nicht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/2012\/01\/16\/ich-mag-den-montag-nicht\/","title":{"rendered":"Ich mag den Montag nicht&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daher mal was zu Lachen:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Funstuff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"591\" height=\"375\" data-attachment-id=\"15976\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/2012\/01\/16\/ich-mag-den-montag-nicht\/funstuff\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Funstuff.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"591,375\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Funstuff\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Funstuff.jpg\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-15976\" title=\"Funstuff\" src=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Funstuff.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Funstuff.jpg 591w, https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Funstuff-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 591px) 100vw, 591px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Das Hinweisschild bedeutet:<br \/>\nReservierte Sitzpl\u00e4tze f\u00fcr:<br \/>\n-Fahrgast mit verletztem Arm<br \/>\n-Fahrgast mit Kind<br \/>\n-Schwangere Frau<br \/>\n-Fahrgast mit verletztem Bein<\/p>\n<p>Tja, und da hatte sich mein Chauffeur wohl etwas versch\u00e4tzt, meiner ist doch soooo lang&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/stretchlimo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"15978\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/2012\/01\/16\/ich-mag-den-montag-nicht\/stretchlimo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/stretchlimo.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,768\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"stretchlimo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/stretchlimo.jpg\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-15978\" title=\"stretchlimo\" src=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/stretchlimo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"819\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/stretchlimo.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/stretchlimo-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daher mal was zu Lachen: Das Hinweisschild bedeutet: Reservierte Sitzpl\u00e4tze f\u00fcr: -Fahrgast mit verletztem Arm -Fahrgast mit Kind -Schwangere Frau -Fahrgast mit verletztem Bein Tja, und da hatte sich mein Chauffeur wohl etwas versch\u00e4tzt, meiner ist doch soooo lang&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,272],"tags":[477],"class_list":["post-15975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aliens-project","category-fun","tag-funstuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p32c1I-49F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15975"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15984,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15975\/revisions\/15984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aliens-project.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}